rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Will exercising make me less horny?
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