I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
