come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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