I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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