I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
