That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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