I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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