Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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