So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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