kristin has been a bad kristin
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Randomize
