He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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