Bisexual people are plain selfish.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
