Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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