I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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