It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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