quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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