she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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