so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
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go home
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Boobs speak an international language.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
