i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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