im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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