I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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