Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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