i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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