she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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