In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
