I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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