I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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