Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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