MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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