Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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