One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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