I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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