i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I supernannyed him into submission
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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