I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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