I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
handjob tips. give me some.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
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