The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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