You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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