Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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