I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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