On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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