All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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