well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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