remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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