There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize