Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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