I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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