And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I have fence marks all over my body
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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