someone get that fucking seahorse.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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