Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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