Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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