We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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