your room smells of hookers.
And success
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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