chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
