Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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