Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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