So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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