belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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